Is your mustache even, Steven?

The Bureau has reason to believe it is not.

• One photo. One ruling.A symmetry score out of 100 and an ink-stamped verdict, from NOT STEVEN to EVEN STEVEN. The photo takes itself.
• Red on every stray.Every hair that broke ranks, marked. Then the line you should have trimmed to, in cyan, from hair you actually have.
• Your line, live in the mirror.Live Shave keeps the line locked to your face while you trim. Shave everything outside it.
• We have photos, Steven.THE FILE counts the days after every cut and finds which one looks best. In November, the footage of your month is yours.
• The barber has opinions.A sealed note on every inspection. He is not always kind.